ABOUT 999 Rules… 999 Rules: “A Chick-Manual for Dudes” is a satirical-analysis of Life and Relationships! Who? Saad Jerri: Engineer, Businessman, Explorer, in collaboration with Miami Based Saad Productions, Saad Miami, and www.saadmiami.com, expose numerous controversial Dude-Topics specifically written in Classic-Dude-Vernacular for the Truth-Weary and those In-Denial. 999 Rules boldly addresses current and past issues with an extreme twist. In lieu of the fact that “No Man can be held accountable for his thoughts unless he is foolish enough to reveal them!”, the cause and effect of this work will surely stimulate even the deadest of brain cells. It’s a No-Holds-Barred, Say-it-as-it-is, For-Men’s-Eyes-Only compilation of Sex, Raw Adult Humor, Feelings, Thoughts, and Experiences, tackling every imaginable “Dude-Topic” under the sun, from getting laid to divorce to motorcycles to marriage, the book covers it all. What? 999 Rules is a unique easy-read book concept encompassing a variety of controversial ideas and experiences that Men tend to laugh about, most of which they are hesitant to reveal, for the obvious repercussions. Readers will discover that the book is rhythmic and well-paced, and that it possesses a modular and interactive appeal, where those who wish to contribute their rules and ideas will have direct access to collaborate via the www.999rules.com website. All opinions are encouraged, and those submittals which are selected will be published in the upcoming book series. This edition contains over a Thousand Intertwined Messages and Charts, Fifty Games, and a Clever One-Hundred Question True or False Final Exam written to prove One Vital Point, “No matter how much Men are vilified, they have more value than they give themselves.” When? “What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.” When it comes to the laws of love, it seems that Necessity breeds Invention. We can’t turn back the hands of time, but if you knew before, what you know now, many of us would not be in our present circumstances. Follow your intuition and logic, and if needs be, cut your losses, regardless of the consequences, because it couldn’t get any worse. When guilt is no longer the issue, you can clearly view this as nothing less than a metamorphosis, where throughout your transition you remain optimistic and true to your cause. After all, don’t you feel you deserve better? Where? Since most of us have little time to read nowadays, what more convenient place to read than the Bathroom! That’s where it belongs! That’s where it’ll stay! For your convenience, this toilet manual has been Spiral-Bound for “Easy-Flip-Comfort-Reading.” And, as the reader will discover, these Rules serve two general purposes; First, as bathroom entertainment, Plus as a toilet bible that might just save you from eating crap the rest of your life! Be forewarned, this book has legs! If by chance it manages to walk into the living room or bedroom, you’re in for the surprise of your life! Why? During the past couple of decades, “Real Dudes” have essentially mutated into a sorry state of being, where Chicks treat Guys as if they are insignificant and obsolete. In many cases, today’s couples seem to remain together for all the wrong reasons. We all have our breaking point, and sometimes our loyalties to the accumulation of Years, Possessions, and the Children are no longer substantial enough reasons to continue together. From a masculine sense, Men can utilize the Rules as a Last-Ditch-Effort to facilitate some sense of dignity within their Relationships, or as a guideline for what-to-watch-out-for before commencing the next one. How? Only you know what it is that you do when you decide for yourself that want to reach the point where change is evident, but when you can see a reason, here is your self-help solution. Let’s just say this; if you’re a Real-Dude’s Dude, this book was written for you, and if you’re a Sissy Pussy Wimp, you really need to read this book as a cure-all for all your insecurities. Regardless of whom you are, if you’re curious on how to better your life, just go to 999rules.com or, click HERE to forever change your destiny:
